Introducing the first of its kind: the ELS-Equipped Traffic Enforcement Tuk Tuk. Designed with cutting-edge slowness and maximum comedic value, this three-wheeled menace is ready to crawl into action when crime strikes at 20 mph (downhill, with wind assistance).
Key Features:
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Fully ELS-compatible! That’s right — it may not go fast, but it’ll look flashy doing it. Strobes brighter than your future.
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Siren louder than the engine — which isn’t saying much.
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One (1) cupholder, zero (0) airbags, and infinite style.
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Interior smells like curry and justice.
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Handling: Yes, it technically has it.
Performance Stats:
Perfect for writing tickets, chasing joggers, or patrolling the hot dog stand. Add it to your fleet today and turn your traffic division into a mobile comedy show.
“Protecting the streets… eventually.”
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